Anniversary

Today there are two anniversaries in my calendar; three years of ‘good’ blogging (if you believe the WordPress people) and one year since i lost my second brother.

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Happy Anniversary with WordPress.com!
You registered on WordPress.com 3 years ago.
Thanks for flying with us. Keep up the good blogging.

Today there are two anniversaries in my calendar; three years of ‘good’ blogging (if you believe the WordPress people) and one year since i lost my second brother. Continue reading “Anniversary”

Tudor-Docks: Tales of the Matatu

Have you ever looked at your life and wondered whether the owner of the ostrich gave you ma3someone else’s life script? Or wondered whether you jumped into the wrong queue and got a Zimbabwean life graph and then you dropped right in Kenya. These kinds of thoughts mostly occur when your life is worse than that of a C.A.R prisoner. These are the thoughts of a hoof eater, one who dreams of the liver and the fatty parts like the Most High’s sacrifice yet he/she lives on the knees and firestones of a cow. Continue reading “Tudor-Docks: Tales of the Matatu”

Wairimu: Saturday it is or is it?

Dear Nimmo, I hope you are well, I really do. It’s been a two weeks since I heard from you. Ever since thieves snatched your phone on your way from my place, you developed Anthropophobia. You wrote to me the longest letter I had ever received about the small incident. You couldn’t believe what an insecure neighborhood I lived in. In fact, you almost made me think I lived in Mogadishu. If that letter was sent to the government, they would have sent Recce to come save me (Ok, they would never come as I don’t pay taxes anyway). Continue reading “Wairimu: Saturday it is or is it?”

Dear Japan, Prepare for Culture shock

Here human milk stays in our womens’ chest and its not for sale,its for the baby, we dont go there.

Am reliably informed by our esteemed media thimagesat this week Tokyo will be moving to Nairobi for The TICAD conference. Ladies and gentlemen, Youkoso Kenya. Am sure that you know something about Kenya, who doesn’t? I mean our son runs the most powerful empire, our athletes are doing rounds on the rest in Rio, Our MCA’s benchmark devolution with Uganda, our security guards disappear with millions. I mean, you must know something about us.

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